Fat, fat, and more fat.

While, I am turning over a new leaf...no, that takes to much work.

For the next 6 weeks I am doing a Biggest Loser Contest. The winner gets $5000 in personal training and since I have no drive or money to exercise I need someone to kick my butt into shape.

I started this morning pulling on a pair on spandex shorts. Why do we call the a pair of shorts, there's only one space for your butt. Well anyway, I don't remember that the last time I wore them they looked this bad. They are so tight that it increase my bust size by two folds. Watch out Dolly here I come.

Once I got to the gym I almost passed out. Just the thought of being there in a pair of spandex was almost to much to handle.

After 5 min in the trainers class I realized I should have just turned over the leaf myself..."I am die". Than she added weights. The trainer keeped asking me, "Are you alright"....no,,you are killing me. but instead I tell her I am fine and keep going.

Once the class she over I realized my fat was the first thing that ran out of the room dragging me behind.

It took me 30 mins to get off the spandex, I do believe the fat expanded.

Tornado warning, flash flood warning , than tornado warning again!

I wish the weather would make up their minds. In the passed hour we have gotten warnings from a tornado warning to a flash flood warning back to a tornado warning. The weather man advised everyone to go in your closet and put on a helmet if your children had one...does that mean I have to take it off my child. My daughter put all her 68 webkinz in the closet and now there is no room for us..I'm glad they will be safe.

We can't watch the weather on the TV , we have direct TV....doesn't work in bad weather, thank goodness for live new feed on the internet. They feed is not very clear, reminds me of a bad video that's been copy 56 time. You would think they know how to make a clearer feed they're in the media business.

Rain so hard, gutters starting to come off the house...bad place to soak my feet. Yes I am watching for tornado...best place...top of house.

Just heard that people are driving in this...stupid...they are driving into flooded waters...hope they can swim.

Car-less

It has been almost 3 weeks since a lady took the back side of my car out. I have learned a lot in the pass few weeks. I hate being house bound and getting around in one car with two drivers in the family takes a lot more planning than I like to do. I miss my baby...she was only 7 month old when she got hit.

Bi-Polar weather or what!

The pass two days have been crazy. We plan for weeks to spend two days shooting the reality show in spring time weather but no...wait...we have more... the unknown weather! Who would have thought that March 19 and 20th we would get 9" of snow and below 32 degree. We spend Sunday freezing our butts off but yet I didn't loss a pound. So we spend an hour writing in the snow and making snow angels not original in the plans. So now we plan to continue to shoot snow scene the next day but no... we now have 65 degree weather.

Is there someone that is controlling the weather that is bi polar or just playing a silly joke.

What a great salad

Hives, Hives, and more Hives

Here I am another day with the lovely Hives. I want to the doctor and found out I am now allergy to penicillin. I have Hives were Hives should not be. My eye site is even off and the sad thing the Penicillin was suppose to fit off, a sinus infection did not work. So now I have both the sinus and hives.
What next...

I love Hives...not.

It has been a long day. I woke up this morning with the back of my neck covered in Hive. I have been fight a cold, allergy, not getting sleep and now look I got 1/2 dollar size hive in my hair down my neck crawling down my front and back. With the up and down temp. have not help and it raining today I quess my body final said,, "You need a good laugh, so I am going to make you look like you have lipercey (yes I spell it..but you get the idea).
So tomorrow I with have to go to the docter and get meds take will grow hair on my chest and low my voice...great. Let see what I am going to look like tomorrow.

One beautiful and blotty day

The sun is shining ,the temperature is raising and my stomach has blotted out to kingdom come. Today was slow at the restaurateur but the funniest thing happened. This snotty nose kid that was running around like he own the place ran right into a piler nknocking carrying his glass of water which pop the kid lid off throughing the water right down his front. Then when he want back to his momma push the plate of food onto his sister, than she got mad and through her soda all over him. boy was it a mess but boy was it funny.

Bad coffee in nice bookstore

Today I want to a nice upscare (sorry met to say upscale ) bookstore to read a book that I am to cheap to buy, spend way to much on a fancy coffee that tasted like crap but to lazy to get up and say anything. After I scanned the book realizing the book has about 25 cents of information with the price tag of $12.00. I come to the conclusion that I should stay away from Math books, their don't make for a easy read.

Homeless and Pot holes

After Driving around Tulsa today I have discovered that the pot holes in Tulsa,OK are deep enough for Homeless people to move in. With a body, a piece of metal and a brace. The road would be fixed and the homeless would get a place to sleep. We get a little snow or rain and the roads fall apart. I believe the city just like spend money on repair instead of making them right in the beginning.

My heads going to exposed

People with ADD should never get a head cold. All the random thought are trap inside my head ready to exposed. I took some cold meds. last night hoping to sleep but know it keep me up all night. Now I am sleep deprived, groggy, and full of snot.

Drop my daughter off at school and almost got hit by a old women talking on a cell phone. When were old people aloud to get cell phone?? My dad just started texting a few weeks ago. It just seem odd to know that my dad is 70 and texting. I am surprised he can see the letters.

blog blog and more blog

Well, I decided to go to the book store and read about blogging. I have learn one thing. People that blog are passionate about a topic...crap I doing it wrong. Now I have a big choice to make, what topic do I choice.
1. The world coming to a end (That happening in 2012)
2. The government is being take over by Aliens. (that's already happened)
3. People with Add and dyslexia shouldn't blog. (boy that a nice looking house over there).

OOH the big Olympic and it's falls

the Olympic has been on several days now. I watched the pairs skating yesterday. It was almost a repeat of the Olympic in the past. It is not how many have a perfect performance, it how many can fall the least. I have tried ice skating, it's not to bad if you can take the cold away and wear big pillows. Today is the men singles. I wonder how many are gay. Their is one that love sequin way to much. It is ok because it will make them glade better.
Has anyone told the weather man that we are tired of the weather. Just cause the Oympic is on doesn't not mean we need to keep everything cold.

clear head,,maybe,,,ok,,,,,maybe not

It is a good thing that I know I am breath because right now I have some heavenly headache presser going on. Last week my Doc. gave my some antidotes for my sinus crap that is going on. I never had headache with this onein a long time. The first few days feeling great now I have the headache this is for the bird. It is hard for me being dyslexic to keep my letters from doing a dance across the page going the wrong way but now with a headache I have to think what way are they to go? And being blond I do not like the think...it is not in my jeans....is that Levi or wanglers... Know my family it is a off brand. Got to go shoot some Vicks up on nose see if I can take the press off.

Can anyone teacher

I got a email from one of my daughter yesterday informing that my daughter did not finish her work because the teacher said that my daughter was talking to one of the boys in class the whole time. For starting it is the teacher job to keep the class quite and if the kids are talking, she needs to get control of the class and if my daughter needs to be moved, move her. My daughter has a IEP that states she is to have extended time. Yet the teacher will not let my daughter finish the work at home.After question my daughter,she said she ask the teacher for help, and the teacher reply it is in the book. Crap when did teachers stop teachings.

Last night I sent a teacher a nice email explaining that I had talked to my daughter about her talking but also reminder her that she needs to send the work home so we can finish it. Since the teacher has not reply or sent to work home today, crap is going to hit the fan. If the work does not come home tomorrow, first thing Monday I will send a email to everyone in Tulsa Public School explaining the my daughter IEP is being met. If we could, we would move to a different School system, Tulsa Public School is one of the worrcy school you could send you kids. We had problems last year to the point they forgot to re enroll you in school.

Sorry for the raving just needed to get it off my chest.

Speak of chest why did it have to go so far south.??

Local papers are funny

I have been working really on hard on the pr for the new show, "Livin' For Racin' time. We will be feature a several big magazine in May and several others in the next few months. Yet, I just found out that my home town paper which I will leave nameless, will only do a story only if we get pick up...but we have been pick up just in the small markets. Are they waiting for the big networks to step in. There as always been a divide in the town, the paper reports on the rich and the out of town story and the common people are left out and the wonder why people are not buy has many papers these days. If you do more local story's more people buy.
I am busting my butt to film it in my home town yet the local paper could careless. I could move the filming to Oklahoma. I have a lot more support down here and I can get a rebate. I just wanted to help my home town and let the world know that Manhattan is a neat place to grow up in.
There is a reason why I do stand up comedy...I remember everything.

Sleep anyone

2/7/2010 or is it 2/08/2010
Here i am at 12:39am trying to get some shut eye but no that is not going to happen. Got some antidotes today for a sinic infection and decongestant. They told me the decongestant could make me sleepy, not for me. They need to have a warning on the label if you are red trash and dyslexic decongestant is going to do the opposite.

Today we were to get 5 inch of snow starting at 6pm. What happen is it started to snow heavy at 10am so everyone started cancel evening events. By 2 pm the snow stopped and by 6pm it was all gone. I do have to say the road are a little icy. I would not surprise me if the cancel school. 3 weeks ago they cancel school because it was cold...crazy.

Got alot of PR done on the show today but got a lot more to do. I applied at a fine dinning restaurant today., I understand they are hiring hope they hiring me, need to extra cash for the show...oh and the lights on in the house.
Ok, Going to try to go to sleep again.
Susan

Wet, Cold and out right yecky!!

2/07/2010
Well the past three day have been crazy. Friday and Saturday I worked 14 hour each day and today I top it off with the Sunday crowd, God Bless them and their little tips and little to none in the manners department. It always surprise that the same thing happens in every Restaurant that I have worked on Sunday. The Sunday crowd comes in wearing the nice clothes with their herds of children, if you don't smile just right way the fight is on to get any tip at all. You bust your butt with every demand they have. The children suck down the sodas like they have never had them before then the parents question, "why am I being charged for a Children drinks isn't it included in the meal" or better just "they did not drink enough the be charged. " "Why isn't my salad included", or dessert are over prices". All I want to say is " You're children are fat order them water,( if you are so cheap), salad are not going to help you waistline, and you don't need dessert you have had to many anyway."
And today I even saw a lady pull her own hair out and put it into the food and than told me. "Even though I found the hair I finished my meal, please take it off".
I really want to say, "Do worry it want be in you long enough to make you sick, it is amaze what one drop on eye drop will do"
I had one mom take their children paste with tomato sauce dump it on the table and let the children play finger paint with the food. When they left I found it on the table , all over the floor and buried in the chairs and they said I was the best server they had ever had and left $3.00 on $60.00.

To chance the subject real quick...we are to have snow tomorrow . Does the weather man find the funny or something. I am tired of winter.
Got to go just found a whole in my sock.

The Day After a Radio Interview

2/04/2010
Is has been one of those days. I woke up to the radio talking about Oklahoma city and their 5" of snow so my fear was I would look out side see the same. Thank goodness we were to warm and it was just raining. We had a slow day at work today so I got cut early., took my $12.02 to the gas station did not go far.I can't wait tell I don't have to wait tables and more. I had the cutest 8 years old at my table. He just moved to Tulsa from England. His mother was alittle afraid the kids might tease him. I told him" If the Kids tease you just tell them you know the kids from Harry Potter, they won't know the difference, their okies", he laughed.

Yesterday I got interviewed about a Chicago Radio Show about my comedy and the new reality show, "Livin' For Racin' Time". It is now posted on his website.
The newest Chicago Radio Show about Livin' For Racin' Time


It is a three part interview.

Direct links to our interview are
http://www.mikekara.com/susandale1.mp3
http://www.mikekara.com/susandale2.mp3
http://www.mikekara.com/susandale3.mp3

You can view the you tube trailer.
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"Livin' 4 Racin' Time

Susan Dale

Crap another Day!

Wow, I am really liking this blogging thing. It doesn't talk back or sends you an bills...I have enough of those. If I do this long enough I might be able to learn how to write.
The craziest thing happen to me today at the book store while my daughter took her dance lessons.
I was doing no more than standing reading a magazine which I didn't have the money to buy getting in the most recently Hollywood gossip when all of the once the ladies wearing this perfume that was strong enough for 10 hurcker on the Vegas strip, comes walking by. I do not know if it was the sight of her or her perfume but I am now braking out in hives. I figure by the time I get to work tomorrow I will look like I came from liperic Island. I just relized I mispelled Leprosy (liperic is a drug not a skin disease.)Liperic is from dry eye...crap what was I talking about...my hives that's right. If it get to bad then I will have to go to the doctor and get stereos bills...I met pills, which would most likely put hair on the crest...yech I met Yeck! Next time I am buying the magazine and getting out of the quickly.

Today I was interviewed by a radio station out of Chicago, The Mike Kara Show-Eye on the Nation. We talked about my comedy, my style of comedy and my new reality show, Livin' 4 Racin' time. He will also post it on his website in the next couple days. Great, I just realized I am going to have more shockers from Chicago on myspace, hope their cute.

Great news!!!!!!The Reality show just got pick up on West Virginia cable company. We are now looking for more sponcers to make 6 more show. We start airing in June.

I am going to be on channel 8 Tulsa sometime in the next week or so. Now that we have our trailer complete we have several person that are working on getting on of the big networks to pick it up. I love this business . Waiting it is a favorite past time....not.

While I need to go soak my feet and make the time past hope I don't miss the call from NBC.
Susan

I must start sometime.

1/02/2010

Here I am finally starting a blog. What is a blog when a person like me, dyslexic and without a editor it's more like a mess. So I just want everyone to remember while you are reading this blog and you find yourself not understanding what the hell I wrote, get a dictionary or if I used spell check and picked the wrong word your out of like...I met luck..what ever.

I am recovering from a extra long vacation. 6 days in Vegas and 2 1/2 days stuck at the airport in Dallas. Tulsa Airports could not handle the 2" of ice and 8 inch of snow. The crazy thing is it took us 6 1/2 hours to make a 2 1/2 hour trip from Vegas to Dallas because Dallas had storm and we had to go the Wichita to get gas. We had called American Airlines before we left requesting that we stay in Vegas, we did not want to get stuck in Dallas. They would not because they said our flight from Vegas to Dallas had not been cancel it would cost us. That is one thing I have learn from American Airline is they don't care for their customers anymore. I have flown with them 3 time in 5 years and everytime they rude and uncaring.

But they trip was great. My brother Allen, Sonya my associate and myself want to Natpe to pitch our show "Livin' for Racin' Time. Everyone that was their was wearing dark clothes and there we were in bright yellow shirt. We glowed in the dark. We have several cable company we are talking with. Every chance I got I tried to find Allen a wife. boy his got the eye roll down.